Lily B. on the Brink of Paris
Mulgrew Middle School Summer Trip to Paris
French Teacher and Chaperone.
Built like a tank, with only one eyebrow.
Vault of European Information.
In Command of All Details.
Astral Traveler and Channeler of Messages from the Universe.
Obsessed with All That Is French.
Insists on pronouncing own name Jah-nay.
Computer God. Walking Pillar of Geekdom.
Bud and Chaz:
The Football Guys.
Heads suspiciously jar shaped.
Last name unknown.
To everyone's knowledge, has never spoken.
And, of course . . .
Self-Appointed Official Diarist of the Trip and Writer Extraordinaire.